Spaceport Rules
You see? They never break character! This place is great!
After a number of unfortunate events, Cordell wrote up a set of rules and posted them near the entrances to the Spaceport. These bright and friendly posters are considered humorous by most visitors.
Purpose
These posters set clear guidelines for all visitors.
Document Structure
Publication Status
The poster is posted at all entrances to the Spaceport as well as in restrooms.
Legal status
While the document is not legally enforceable, it has helped to cut down on some of the unpleasant events.
Historical Details
Public Reaction
Most human visitors to the Spaceport see these posters as a delightful joke, proof that the 'Port is working hard to create an immersive environment.
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Type
Other, Poster
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Paper
Location
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Signatories (Organizations)
This is a really great list of rules. The "number of unfortunate events" you mention comes across loud and clear in the rules. Number 6 made me laugh out loud. Very well written.
Yeah, no one wants to be "that guy" who gets a rule named after them! That particular rule came from exactly what you'd expect. And caused an incident with the human authorities who thought there'd been a murder.